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Conspicuous by his absence 

One of my hacks recently trooped off to Coal Drops Yard, the snazzy shopping emporium designed by Thomas Heatherwick going up in King鈥檚 Cross, to see how things were progressing. Plenty of people were there from the builder Bam and the developer Argent but, alas, there was no sign of the curly haired maestro himself. Perhaps he鈥檚 still smarting from the recent collapse of his Garden Bridge project and the outpouring of joy it provoked among the many.

Gizza job, Norm

The musings of Norman Foster are always worth a read, and this year was no different. For an 82-year-old, his views on Brexit are remarkably non-reactionary and he frets that London might be suffering in the 15 months since the EU vote. If London suffers, we all do, he seems to be saying in the practice鈥檚 annual accounts. But what really caught my eye was the news that his firm, Foster + Partners, was deluged with 24,000 鈥� TWENTY-FOUR THOUSAND! 鈥� CVs last year. It gave jobs to just 224 of those hopefuls, so the chances of getting a job at the firm last year were roughly one in 100.

A day at the races

Balfour Beatty, it seems, must have a turned a corner. It鈥檚 begun taking hacks to the races again and one of mine went along to Ascot recently with orders to stick to orange juice and not blow the 黑洞社区 Christmas fund on the grey horse in the last race. I鈥檓 told Leo Quinn, chief executive of the UK鈥檚 biggest contractor, is a fan of the horses, but he wasn鈥檛 there 鈥� which is a shame since the former non-exec director of betting firm Betfair might have been able to help my scribe pick a winner or two.

Painting speaks a thousand words

Our environment often dictates our mood, and nowhere else is this more apparent than the colour we paint our surroundings. Dulux鈥檚 Colour of the Year for 2018 is Heart Wood, described as 鈥渁 warm neutral, with a hint of heather鈥�. One of my colleagues was moved to remark: 鈥淚t鈥檚 not an unpleasant beige.鈥� But his seal of approval stopped there, with Dulux rather spoiling the mood when it rattled on about the colour trends for next year. In short, the mood is unpredictability and uncertainty. 鈥淎 world with more expectations and more demands on our time; a world of division.鈥� And I thought it was just the colour of paint.

Mitie good news 

Mitie, the City鈥檚 favourite cleaning firm, is moving 250 staff into the Shard next year. The group, which is the subject of two probes by financial watchdogs, will be billeted on the 12th floor, and the blurb from the people at the Shard says the move 鈥渨ill drive cost-efficiency鈥� at Mitie. A good thing, too, given that, in its most recent annual results, it racked up a 拢43m operating loss.

Words, words, words

I鈥檝e been around for a while and regard myself as being on familiar terms with a lot of words in the English language. However, one took me completely by surprise this week: 鈥渃ollaboratorium鈥�. One of my hacks was writing a story about the UK Collaboratorium for Research on Infrastructure and Cities 鈥� UKCRIC as it is more snappily referred to 鈥� and I found myself wondering whether there was actually any such thing as a collaboratorium. I was appalled to discover that it is indeed a thing, specifically 鈥渁 form of online collaborative argument mapping鈥�. Needless to say, it appears to be a word that emanates from our chums across the Atlantic, where, in my view, scant regard is ever paid to the language of Shakespeare, Dickens and Frederick Forsyth.

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