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Child鈥檚 play at Legoland 

When Legoland advertised for a model builder to work at its park in Windsor, it banked on generating interest from established model-makers and designers. It didn鈥檛 bargain on getting an application from a six-year-old boy. In a hand-written letter, Stanley Bolland of Waterlooville in Hampshire, wrote to the firm, claiming to be the best man for the job, saying he had a box of the stuff (which he hid from his brother) and emphasising he had lots of experience with the material. While Stanley didn鈥檛 get the gig, he did get invited into Legoland for a day to shadow one of the park鈥檚 technicians, who showed him the ol鈥� model-building ropes. Actually, why shouldn鈥檛 a youngster have that sort of design and functionality insight? Just look at how far the talented nine-year-old friends Guy and Abraham got in Channel 4鈥檚 Lego Masters hit TV show last week 鈥� I鈥檓 sure that鈥檒l inspire many more to get creative with the miniature toy bricks.

Nice little windfall

To be filed in the drawer marked 鈥淣ice Work If You Can Get It鈥�, Berkeley executive chairman Tony Pidgley grossed a whopping 拢26.8m after selling 750,000 shares in the business last week. The housebuilder turned over 拢812.4m in 2016/17, up 53% year-on-year, and with the aim being for that figure to rise to 拢1bn by 2021, board members felt they were worth being on the receiving end of long-term bonuses worth 拢92m. While Pidgley was banking enough money to buy several yachts or whatever it is rich types spend their money on these days, Vanessa Perrins, the wife of Berkeley鈥檚 chief executive Rob Perrins, sold 500,000 shares, raising, as City analyst Kevin Cammack put it, 鈥溌�17.8m for the family rainy-day fund鈥�.

From 鈥榮tar project鈥� to booby prize  

I鈥檓 not afraid to poke a little fun at my hacks when the occasion arises. Last week I read that a scheme called Nova Victoria had won this year鈥檚 Carbuncle Cup 鈥� the booby prize given to the ugliest building completed in the last 12 months and run by 黑洞社区鈥檚 sister title BD. I personally thought that the thing at Battersea should have won. Anyway, I was having a look to see if my colleagues at 黑洞社区 had written anything about Nova Victoria and it turns out we had. 鈥淎 giant 拢2.2bn development combining residential and commercial, Nova Victoria was always going to be a star project,鈥� we mused two years ago 鈥�

Well, e-llo!

One of my hacks received a press release last week that made his heart sink. He wasn鈥檛 sure what it was about because he stopped reading when the breathless flack in the second line opined: 鈥淕reat to digitally meet you.鈥� Heavens above, I thought when he told me, I鈥檒l have to see if anyone else is as appalled to read this as I am. So I asked a younger colleague what she thought. 鈥淐ringe,鈥� she replied. Whatever that means.

Fresh plot twist

Readers will doubtless be familiar with the pressures facing wannabe home buyers and high streets across the UK, so news that the country鈥檚 first-ever 鈥淧lot Shop鈥� opened last week in the centre of Bicester, Oxfordshire, will come as some considerable relief. Unveiled by housing and planning minister Alok Sharma and located on the town鈥檚 high street, the outlet will sell plots of land on the Graven Hill site, situated on its outskirts. Buyers can build their own homes from scratch or to a customised design, and the development will eventually have up to 1,900 self- and custom-built homes. Clearly enthused by the project, Sharma said: 鈥淭he journey to building your own home can now start on the high street.鈥� Indeed. It certainly makes a change from getting your toiletries in the local Poundland 鈥�