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Flushy celebrations

I鈥檓 delighted for bathroom fixture manufacturer Armitage Shanks, which this year celebrates its 200th anniversary. Now owned by private equity firm Sun Capital Partners, it began life in Armitage, Staffordshire 鈥� and to be honest I didn鈥檛 realise it had been going since 1817. A cursory stroll through the interweb by one of my editorial colleagues revealed that the company鈥檚 name, and variants thereof, have proved to be a bit of a draw in popular culture circles. My personal favourite is the Armitage Shanks Championship Bowl, the object in question being a fictional prize in the 鈥淢ornington Crescent鈥� game on BBC Radio 4鈥檚 I鈥檓 Sorry I Haven鈥檛 a Clue comedy quiz show. Toilet humour indeed.

Setting the bar high

JD Wetherspoon, the pub chain best known for its cheap meal deals and even cheaper beer, has a worthy reputation for transforming old buildings into well-appointed boozers. And it appears to have outdone itself with the Royal Victoria Pavilion in Ramsgate. The grade II-listed building, first opened in 1904, has lain empty since 2008, but a 拢4.5m refurbishment by Wetherspoon has created a 20,000ft² watering hole, said to be the UK鈥檚 largest, beating the group鈥檚 own Velvet Coaster in Blackpool, which previously held that record. Trebles all round at Wetherspoon Towers, I鈥檇 wager.

Hovering around

Redrow released its full year results this week and it reminded me of something I heard a few weeks back about the firm鈥檚 site at Colindale Gardens in north London. Best known as the former base of the Metropolitan Police鈥檚 training college at Hendon, the place is being turned into 3,000 homes and being given a new name. It even has its own helicopter pad, but I understand that鈥檚 for the personal use of the housebuilder鈥檚 chairman Steve Morgan whenever he fancies dropping in 鈥� or should that be flying in? 鈥� to see how things are going. It could get a fair amount of use, as the scheme is not due to finish until the late 2020s. Still, in the meantime, it will set an upmarket tone for would-be residents.

A whiter shade of pale

Four gleaming white totems have appeared on the south London riverfront. No, not more sparkling residential towers; these are the restored and repainted chimneys of Battersea Power Station. After close consultation with Historic England, the brick stacks have received 鈥渁 basecoat and final coat in the exact colour the originals were painted in鈥�. The project may have had its challenges, as 黑洞社区 has noted recently, but I鈥檓 sure the Malaysian investors were only too happy to spend as much money as it took to ensure the new-look chimneys were visually identical to their predecessors. Nobody fancied magnolia, then?

Not so entertaining

Commanding fine views of the Port of Tilbury to the east, and the QEII Bridge the other way, the Swanscombe peninsula in Kent could scarcely be a more scenic choice of location for the proposed London Resort entertainment park. Less scenic are the future prospects of dozens of local businesses based near there that are up in arms, claiming that they face being evicted. They will be 鈥渆xtinguished鈥�, a spokesman for the businesses told 黑洞社区, before warning darkly that 鈥渕any further obstacles鈥� stand in the way of the attraction鈥檚 planned opening date of 2023. Never mind, there鈥檚 always Dreamland in Margate for people to visit.