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Novel ideas

In her maiden speech to the housebuilding industry, new housing minister Margaret Beckett promised not to be 鈥淧ollyanna-ish鈥� in her approach to the current crisis in the sector. In reference to the eponymous star of the 1913 novel, the Urban Dictionary defines this term as describing behaviour which is 鈥渁bsurdly optimistic 鈥� believing in a good world where everything works out for the best all the time鈥�. Perhaps, given Beckett鈥檚 immediate predecessor鈥檚 predilection for refusing to admit the government has no chance of hitting its housing targets, the term could perhaps be updated to 鈥淐arolineflint-ish鈥�.

Taking the plunge

I know, I know. You said to yourself if you saw another headline about 鈥渃onstruction in freefall鈥� or 鈥渉ousing nosedives鈥�, you鈥檇 stop reading. But this one at least has a happy ending. Costas Paraskeva and Marcus Hudson of Miller Construction (Southern) took part in a dizzying freefall parachute jump from 12,000ft to raise more than 拢3,450 for the Teenage Cancer Trust. Well done, chaps! Now, if we can only convince those suicidal City bankers to do the decent thing and sponsor themselves before they jump, we could be onto a winner here鈥�

Bobbing along

As I saw my first Christmas advert of the year this weekend, and heard the familiar jingle, I confess I shuddered. In October, for goodness sake! But the season will be swiftly upon us 鈥� so if anyone is stuck for a stocking filler, the recently published Kitchen Table Lingo could be a good buy. It鈥檚 a collection of words that have been made up by individuals and are now used every day. The book has phrases from celebs and us normal folk alike. Ever an inventive chap, architect Robert Adam has a whole page to himself. He claims 鈥渄oughnut house鈥� (country house with a large stairwell), 鈥渃hunky stuff鈥� (rustification) and 鈥渇luffies鈥� (coloured presentation drawings). His colleagues chipped in with their favourite: 鈥渂eing Bobbed鈥� (being made to work with Adam on a big project) 鈥� which he apparently had no idea was a phrase, even a made-up one, until it appeared in print. Let鈥檚 hope he doesn鈥檛 go throwing his fluffies about the place in protest!

All fall down

My thanks to Ross Sturley of design consultancy Chart Lane for this entry to our recent competition to design a new logo for Taylor Woodrow Construction. For the short of memory, this was in response to the news that Taylor Wimpey is to retain rights to the famous Taylor Woodrow logo (pictured, above) following the sale of its contracting division for 拢74m to Vinci in September. In the unlikely event that Taylor Woodrow doesn鈥檛 jump at the chance to snap up Sturley鈥檚 design, keep them coming in and we鈥檒l reveal the winner at the end of the month.

Send Taylor Woodrow logo ideas or any other juicy industry gossip to hansom@cmpi.biz

Wren the balloon goes up

Wren Homes boss Paul Treadaway is better placed than most to turn his hand to another trade. Should the construction economy go belly up, he could always fall back on his previous incarnation as the owner of a tapas bar in Sutton, south London. I hear he used to run a string of bars as well. Then again, anyone who鈥檚 been in Sutton town centre on a Saturday night may think housebuilding is the more appealing option.

I want to be alone

Word reaches me about some Gleeds staffers who were visiting the new Saatchi Gallery in Sloane Square last week, when they happened upon the curator-in-chief himself, Charles Saatchi. They were on the verge of asking the great man about his new exhibition space, packed with a 20ft sculpture of a naked woman and a room full of hanging corpses, when they were shooed away by their guide. The reason? 鈥淗e doesn鈥檛 like crowds.鈥� That certainly explains the corpses, at least鈥�