The industry heaves itself into its tracksuit this week, with football sponsorships, ODA stunts, a sporty rebranding, and some deeply unpleasant goings-on at Ashton Town FC

A cut above

Olympics minister Tessa Jowell, a JCB digger and a gaggle of east London women 鈥 sadly not a new Olympic event, but merely the latest stunt by the Olympic Delivery Authority at the 2012 site in Stratford. But for Jowell it was so much more 鈥 a taster session for potential female JCB trainees. 鈥淚 see you all as pioneers,鈥 she proclaimed. Some remained underwhelmed, though.

鈥淚 might consider construction,鈥 shrugged one woman, 鈥渙nly because it pays better than hairdressing.鈥

Be a sport

Rumours abound that one mooted name for the rebranded HOK Sport is just 鈥淪port鈥. Full marks for whichever brand consultant came up with that one, but you have to wonder whether the Olympic stadium designer might be mistaken for an energy drink. Perhaps it has taken its inspiration from Aussie director Rod Sheard鈥檚 favourite term of endearment.

Putting their faith in cod

How to tell we鈥檙e in recession, part 3,422: hard-up architects design fish and chip shops. Well that鈥檚 what the Great British Tile Company is hoping anyway. Presumably it was concerned that its range of London Underground-themed tiles might suffer in a looming public spending squeeze, so it has taken decisive action. 鈥淚n response to public demand鈥, the business has launched a range of tiles based on 鈥渢hat very British establishment 鈥 the fish and chip shop鈥. Should any architects flounder, they know the plaice to go for brill ideas 鈥



Bog standard

As if the construction market wasn鈥檛 hard enough at the moment, an enterprising support services company has set itself the challenge of finding the dirtiest toilet in the UK to clean up. Don鈥檛 ask why. Ashton Town Football Club in Wigan was this week awarded the dubious honour, although the culprits were not quite who you鈥檇 expect. According to the company: 鈥淭he men鈥檚 toilets of the North West Counties Football League side are deemed league and FA satisfactory, [however] the ladies鈥 are in need of some help.鈥 Far be it from me to embarrass the poor women, but teams who find themselves playing Wigan Ladies FC in the near future have been warned.


Animal instinct

The news that Steven Norris, Jarvis chairman and former pretender to the London mayoralty, splurged 拢21,640 of his own cash on company shares this week was not met with much seasonal cheer in the City. While some suggested it might signal the start of the rail specialist鈥檚 recovery, one analyst called Jarvis a 鈥渙ne-trick pony that blames its only client when things go wrong鈥. Taking the animal metaphor further, Kevin Cammack at Singer Capital Markets said Norris鈥 spending spree proved a 鈥渄og wasn鈥檛 just for Christmas鈥. I鈥檓 sure they really meant to wish their fellow man a prosperous new year.

Bend it like Morgan

In an example of the beautiful game living up to its billing, Morgan Ashurst has just struck a sponsorship deal with a teenager from Huntingdon, near Cambridge. The 13-year-old plays for Cambridge City under-13s and the construction firm has just paid for her and her team-mates to be kitted out with new strips. And the name of this teenage prodigy? Morgan Ashurst of course.

Dark arts

The latest series of Spooks may have finished, but I am pleased to report that espionage is alive and well. Business secretary Peter Mandelson鈥檚 mandarins are keeping schtoom, but what about? Whether George Osborne made their boss鈥 Christmas card list? Mandy鈥檚 holiday plans? No, something far more sinister: the name of the civil servant giving a briefing this week on the new Construction Bill. Mandelson鈥檚 talent for scheming is clearly catching on 鈥

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