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Machiavelli would be proud

It was sad to see some political observers making a cynical link between the choice of last Monday for the government鈥檚 pre-Budget report and David Cameron鈥檚 victory in the Tory leadership ballot on Tuesday. But one construction industry bigwig went further. 鈥淚 think they鈥檒l launch the sustainable building code on Tuesday to spoil the Tories鈥� announcement,鈥� he assured me. As a fanatical follower of our Reform the Regs campaign, I鈥檇 be quite happy to see the new leader of the opposition consigned to the inside pages of the national newspapers by our sustainability targets. Not so sure about everyone else in the country, though 鈥�

Ron and Don on the ropes

Ron Henry, a director specialising in sport stadiums at the US headquarters of engineering giant URS, brought a tear to my eye with a heartwarming tale last week. A former client of his was the legendary boxing promoter Don King. Apparently, the vertically coiffed one appointed Henry to help transform a little stadium King owned into a boxing arena. However, because of his advancing years, King decided not to go ahead with the development in case his wife, Henrietta, was left to deal with the arena halfway through construction. Clearly, even hardened fight promoters and one-time gangland racketeers have their sensitive sides.

Office parties can be murder

Lawyers, it seems, can now literally get away with murder. Law firm Winward Fearon has taken a decidedly bloodthirsty approach to the festive season by opting for a Cluedo-themed staff party. For those unfamiliar with the murder mystery game, in which one unfortunate staff member will be 鈥渄one in鈥�, the object is to uncover the murderer, the weapon and the scene of the crime. Obviously, once the assembled guests decide it was Professor Plum, with the revolver, in the ballroom, the next thing will be to find a defence lawyer who charges reasonable rates. Now that鈥檚 a different game entirely 鈥�

They just want to be loved

I hear that Multiplex has been struggling to recruit a new deputy managing director. For more than six months, recruitment consultants have been looking for a suitable person to report to Martin Tidd, but so far nobody has expressed an interest. With speculation rife that Multiplex is not long for these shores, industry big guns have been keeping their powder dry. However, a senior Multiplex bigwig has assured me that the UK and Europe are central to the firm鈥檚 expansion plan 鈥� but then he also said that Wembley would be completed on time.

Fun and games at the ODPM

The foyer at Eland House, the central London home of the ODPM, is mighty impressive with it large, comfy sofas and computer terminals to send that last-minute email. But don鈥檛 bank on the PCs鈥� ability to get your business done.

On closer inspection, they have only one application 鈥� the game solitaire. If the rest of Eland House runs on the same system, it could explain a lot.

Pub quizzical

Thanks (no, really) to those readers who pointed out the blunder in the wonder in last week鈥檚 Wonders & Blunders (page 42). Yes, the pub pictured is not the Lamb in Bloomsbury, but the Lamb and Flag down the road in Covent Garden. The fact that not a single journalist at 黑洞社区 spotted this mistake, we feel, has let down our profession鈥檚 reputation 鈥� both for factual accuracy and knowledge of drinking dens.

Cyril鈥檚 Scrooges

Sticking to the Christmas party theme, I hear multidisciplinary consultant Cyril Sweett鈥檚 do last Friday involved a novel seating plan. Instead of the usual place names, the 300 dinner places were adorned with pictures denoting the various consultancy professions. So, QSs sat where they saw pictures of Scrooge, where there was a circus ringmaster and those in support services were caricatured as Santa鈥檚 little helpers. Wonder what pictures you鈥檇 get at an industry-wide event 鈥�