This week, Jude Law makes his debut on the construction stage, Lord Foster finds his true vocation and the chancellor has to relearn the alphabet
He鈥檚 better at numbers
Gordon Brown鈥檚 former economics adviser Ed Balls gave a revealing insight into the observational powers of 鈥渙ur next prime minister鈥� at the 黑洞社区 100 Breakfast Club last week. Apparently, during Balls鈥� time at the Treasury, Brown once rang to congratulate him on being named the country鈥檚 second most influential policy maker by The Economist. Brown was 19th and accepted that Balls should be higher up the list than himself. What bemused him was that Margaret Beckett was also named ahead of him, and appeared to be deemed more significant than Tony Blair. 鈥淕ordon,鈥� said Balls, 鈥淚 think you鈥檒l find that the list is alphabetical 鈥� which would explain why Gerry Adams is at number one.鈥�
Hectic in Harrogate
There were a lot of weary-looking delegates at the Chartered Institute of Housing Conference in Harrogate last week as the confab coincided with hectic last-minute preparations for the 1 July stage-two deadline of English Partnerships鈥� 拢60,000 competition. It seems the message that the deadline had been extended by two weeks had failed to reach everybody. Those who were aware of the extension were readily identifiable by the smug grins emblazoned across their faces.
Law unto himself
It seems that some A-list celebrities do have a grasp of reality after all. At a topping out ceremony for the Young Vic theatre in Southwark, London, Jude Law donned hard hat and fluorescent jacket and did what a man with the last brick has to do. But when asked if he had dabbled in the design for the new theatre (perhaps as De Neroesque preparation for his role as an architect in the film Breaking and Entering) Law appeared confused. 鈥淚鈥檓 an actor, not an architect,鈥� he explained. Mr Law was therefore less than enthusiastic when asked if he was hoping to emulate Brad Pitt, the American actor who鈥檚 presently honing his architecture skills under the tutelage of Frank Gehry. Shame 鈥� we heard Norman was on the look-out for an apprentice.
Ouch!
Not funny this one, but an interesting insight into the polo-playing lives of the McCarthy dynasty. A few years ago John McCarthy suffered a polo accident, crushing his ribs and puncturing a lung. Amazingly son Clinton suffered exactly the same injuries in a game the other week. Sibling Spencer laughs: 鈥淪till, the horse didn鈥檛 fall on top of him like it did with my dad.鈥� There鈥檚 brotherly love for you.
The Russian retreat
One of the potential hosts for the 2012 Olympics appears to have bitten the dust ahead of next week鈥檚 deciding vote. Apparently, a delegation from Moscow didn鈥檛 bother turning up to a key presentation last week, effectively excluding itself. But don鈥檛 get too excited: at odds of 100-1, Moscow was hardly the main rival.
I hear the organisation of the 2006 architectural biennale in London is gathering pace, and there are proposals to once again drive livestock through the capital. Wary of provoking the wrath of the authorities with a repeat of last year鈥檚 cattle drive through Clerkenwell, the organisers this year have decided to downscale to sheep. If all goes to plan, 70 of them will be shepherded from Bermondsey market along the South Bank and across the Millennium Bridge, with Lord Foster at the helm. Fill in your own analogy with the British architectural profession here.
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