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Steering in the right direction

鈥淢anaging property effectively can reduce the space needed by 30%, with potential savings in running costs [to local government] of up to 拢7bn a year,鈥� trumpeted a report last week by think tank, the Westminster Sustainable Business forum. Eric Pickles was a big fan. But what鈥檚 this? The report was sponsored by three companies all with remarkably similar lines of business in estate and property management: Interserve, Colliers International and Consensus Business Group. All three companies had representatives on the report鈥檚 nine man steering group. But fret not; a spokesperson for the report said that the sponsorship in no way affected the outcome of the study.

Keeping housebuilding afloat

黑洞社区 has already reported how the dramatic cut in funding for social housing announced in the October spending review could have been so much worse - until just a few days before the announcement, no money at all was in the pot. Recent rumours suggest the nuclear option of cutting funding entirely was considered after the government realised it wasn鈥檛 going to get out of the notorious 拢4bn contract for two aircraft carriers (for which there will be no planes). Some in the housing sector are wondering if there can鈥檛 be a quid pro-quo between social housing and the navy. The Tories once promised us prison ships - why not social housing vessels?

iPad, therefore iWin

The launch of Costain鈥檚 new iPad app at the Tate Modern began with an assertive presentation from the management team followed by the pub quiz to end all pub quizzes. Each audience member was given an interactive handset, with the winner destined to keep their new toy. As the top 10 brainboxes were unveiled, it was 黑洞社区鈥檚 very own deputy editor, Sarah Richardson, who came joint top. But Richardson was to be cruelly denied the prize as her fingers had not been as quick on the keypad as her rival - who we understand to have been an ex-employee of 鈥� Costain.

Thank you for the music

Colleagues of the director of the UK Contractors Group, Stephen Ratcliffe, probably already know of his regular piano lessons. Now he鈥檚 signed up to appear on Radio 4鈥檚 musical quiz, Counterpoint. To get on the show he had to answer questions over the phone. After scoring just 11 out of 25, including failing to name three songs by Abba, he鈥檇 assumed he wouldn鈥檛 get on, but he has. So how he will acquit himself when the day comes? Tune your dials - 12 April. No pressure, now.

I鈥檓 not paranoid; they鈥檙e following me

We all know that, thanks to the recession, construction has changed. But some believe things are now rather more sinister than ever before. Consultancy Roscoe
and Scott Wilson have organised a series of talks called, 鈥淐onstruction - the need for change in the new world order鈥�. Presumably they know that the 鈥淣ew World Order鈥� is a conspiracy theory where a cabal of freemasons/Illuminati/shapeshifting 12ft lizards secretly control the world?