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Don鈥檛 hold your breath

The industry鈥檚 fears that the government would fail to appoint a chief construction officer before the parliamentary recess were realised last week when the deadline came and went without a peep being heard from the business and innovation department. With parliament not set to return until October, there are doubts that the idea will ever see the light of day. However, we hear lobbyists have been told that the proposals don鈥檛 have to go to parliament first, thus making a summer announcement possible. And with Ian Lucas, our latest construction minister telling 黑洞社区 only this week that he still expects to say something on the subject 鈥渟oon鈥�, maybe there鈥檚 still a chance after all?

Even greater London

The good people of Essex and Kent have long feared that they are to become mere suburbs of London when it begins its expansion to the east. This may already be happening if you listen to MP Shahid Malik. Speaking at the Thames Gateway parliamentary summer reception, the communities minister welcomed Charles Falconer, who chairs the Thames Gateway London Partnership, as the 鈥渃hair of the Thames Gateway鈥�, suggesting that he spoke for the entire region. 鈥淚t might have been a slip of the tongue,鈥� says one angered onlooker, 鈥渂ut it was as if he didn鈥檛 recognise we existed.鈥�

Last words

Outgoing RIBA president Sunand Prasad raised eyebrows last week with a speech at Westminster university. He recalled a recent summit between the RIBA and RICS called What 黑洞社区s Cost. The conclusion, he said, was that neither of them had any idea. 鈥淕lad it鈥檚 not just us architects,鈥� he joked. Is Prasad, whose presidency concludes in September, demob happy? RICS chairman, Max Croft, was next up. Having just begun his term, he didn鈥檛 feel free to offer a riposte to the quip. An architect admitting ignorance, and QS failing to get the last word? These certainly are unusual times.

Rotten luck

The Olympic handball arena is already causing a bit of a stink, we hear. Not due to construction problems (perish the thought!) but rather elevated hydrogen sulphide levels. Planning documents reveal gas levels 鈥渟ignificantly in excess of the odour threshold鈥�. The threshold, by the way, is when most people can detect the smell of rotten eggs. As a result, geotechnical engineer SKM has recommended using a 鈥済as-proof membrane鈥� to keep the pong under wraps. Better get a good one chaps, or the synchronised swimmers might not be the only athletes wearing pegs on their noses 鈥� Send any juicy industry gossip to hansom@ubm.com

Fly away home

A note of warning to developers planning on following the new vogue for 鈥渓iving鈥� roofs made of sedum. Once restricted to self-built eco-homes, these roofs have, of late, been cropping up on buildings in places as urbanised as Canary Wharf. But Blackdown Horticultural Consultants, sedum roof pioneers, recently found an unwelcome side effect: ladybirds. Around 2.5 million of them at Blackdown鈥檚 sedum farm in Somerset. After weeks of pestilence and storms, can we now expect a plague of ladybirds?

All fall down

With housing starts at their lowest since the Great Depression, materials firm Celcon must have been pleased to have received an order for 8,000 aircrete blocks in east London. Alas, this was no green shoot but an attempt at a giant domino-toppling record by performance art group Station House Opera. The blocks fell between Mile End Park and Greenwich as part of the Create09 festival. Needless to say, the blocks won鈥檛 now be used for housing, but they will be recycled. Celcon tells us 8,000 of them would build about five houses 鈥� now, using the blocks to do just that would really be impressive.