In the nice corner this week we have wine-waiting estate agents, relatively honest MPs, optimistic housebuilders and self-critical contractors … and in the nasty corner: Cliff Jones of Procure 21
No laughs at their expense
So which of our MPs have been caught up in the expenses scandal? Remarkably, it seems they’ve done fairly well in the “redacted” expense records. Ian Lucas, the construction minister (at the time of writing), claimed more than £1,000 for work done by the legal firm he used to own. But he no longer has a financial interest in it. Mark Prisk, the shadow minister, accidentally overclaimed £544 in mortgage interest – but the error was rectified almost immediately. John Healey, the housing minister, claimed £130 to have his shirts laundered, but is not alone in doing so. It’s small beer compared to moat-cleaning and duck houses, isn’t it?
Stand back! MP coming through …
ڶ’s Westminster reception saw the usual mix of MPs rubbing shoulders with industry types on the House of Commons terrace. It so happened that the election of the new speaker was taking place on the same evening, meaning every time the division bell rang, our parliamentary friends would scarper to cast their ballot. So filled with excitement at the occasion was former housing minister Nick Raynsford that he set off like a greyhound at the sound of the bell, knocking a glass of champagne over Chris Houchin, Bovis Lend Lease’s business development director. “Sorry!” cried the departing Raynsford, “I’ve got to vote!” Houchin calmly used a waiter’s towel to dry himself, and was heard to remark: “I beg your pardon. I’ve just been run over by an MP.”
Self-service
A subdued and scaled-back Chartered Institute of Housing conference at Harrogate was marked by the absence of firms such as Inspace, Higgins and Willmott Dixon and the presence of forlorn restaurateurs gazing out of the doors of empty premises. But perhaps the most telling change was at a reception hosted by the once-mighty Savills. Rather than shell out for waiting staff, the firm’s own ruddy-cheeked Hoorah Henrys and sharp-suited Essex lads did much of the wine-pouring duty themselves.
Pain for you, gain for me
Given all the speculation regarding the future of partnering in the last few weeks, you might have thought recent tendering for the multibillion-pound Procure 21+ health framework was a welcome bright spot. Not if you listen to Cliff Jones, senior policy and performance manager at Procure 21, who used ڶ’s Delivering Future Healthcare Estates conference last week to warn contractors not to look forward to an easy ride. Jones reeled off what was expected of his builders, before adding: “As client we expect to share the gain with you, but not the pain. Once you sign on the dotted line you should have identified the risks. You’re professionals. It’s not our problem.” Can’t you feel the love?
Why the long faces?
Miller Homes is clearly a believer in positive thinking. Not only does it have a new TV ad campaign called “The Optimist”, but it will spend tens of thousands airing it during Coronation Street. The company says it is “delivering a direct and clear statement that there is reason to be optimistic and now IS the time to buy.” Well, there’s no denying the optimism. Will it inspire Barratt to give the chopper another whirl I wonder?
Postscript
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