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An added bonus

Those shareholders who lost all their money when Interserve went into administration last month would probably do well to avoid turning to page 69 of its 2018 annual report. The firm鈥檚 two executive directors, boss Debbie White and finance director Mark Whiteling, pocketed just under 拢2m between them 鈥� including more than 拢650,000 in bonuses. There is some hope, however, for those outraged by it all. The small print points out that the bonuses had not yet been paid by the time the report was signed off 鈥� a week before the administration. But I guess we鈥檒l never know because, thanks to its prepack administration, the firm has been taken private so it won鈥檛 have to bother with this level of detail in the future. Which, I suspect, is a relief to some.

Three chairs for democracy

TfL鈥檚 head of corporate affairs, Andy Brown, found himself surrounded by three empty chairs while giving evidence last week to the London Assembly on the debacle known as the Garden Bridge. The assembly had been told in advance of last Monday鈥檚 meeting that three key witnesses would not be coming: Lord Mervyn Davies, the chair of the charity building it, the Garden Bridge Trust, along with the trust鈥檚 chief executive Bee Emmott, who previously worked for bridge designer Heatherwick Studio, and Davies鈥� deputy, Paul Morrell, formerly the government鈥檚 chief construction adviser. Davies said they 鈥渄idn鈥檛 have faith in [the inquiry鈥檚] objectivity鈥�. Perhaps the assembly was hoping for a last-minute change of heart from a group that spent more than 拢40m of taxpayers鈥� money, including 拢24m of TfL鈥檚, with nothing to show for it 鈥� which explains why someone dutifully put out name badges for the three no-shows.

More Brexit fallout 

Architect Andy Groarke, from last year鈥檚 Architect of the Year Award Gold winner Carmody Groarke, told one of my team how much he enjoyed the national publicity the practice鈥檚 Windermere Jetty Museum got when it opened last month. He was particularly excited that BBC arts editor Will Gompertz was due to take a film crew up. But his hopes were dashed when the BBC canned the idea. Apparently with the never-ending saga of will-we-won鈥檛-we Brexit dominating the news schedule, they can鈥檛 justify shelling out licence fee payers鈥� money for culture stories much beyond the M25 in case the package hits the cutting room floor at the last minute thanks to the latest Brexit shenanigans. When will it all end? 

And one fir luck 

A recent topping out ceremony at a music venue 鈥� being built by Skanska as part of the St Giles Circus Development near Tottenham Court Road in the middle of London 鈥� left one observer unimpressed. Designed by Orms, the development will feature four-storey-high screens that will beam news updates, adverts, you get the, erm, picture to passers-by below. As part of the ceremony, a fir tree was hoisted over the building for good luck 鈥� a Scandinavian tradition apparently, given Skanska鈥檚 Swedish heritage. But one attendee told my hack: 鈥淚鈥檝e never seen such a small tree. It was embarrassingly small.鈥� I guess there are some things screen size can鈥檛 compensate for.

Bugged

As well as being a trainee engineer at Mott MacDonald, James Hayden is also something of an endurance cyclist. I鈥檓 told he can cover around 400km per day if he is on song. The 28-year-old is hoping to break the record for crossing each of the five continents in the world. He鈥檚 tackling Europe first, planning to ride from the top of Norway to the bottom of Spain 鈥� a distance of 6,000km 鈥� in less than the current record of 24 days and 16 hours. Exhausting stuff. He has his own website jamesmarkhayden.uk which is well worth a look and not quite as tiring.