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Boom times

One of my team was at Over-Seas House in St James鈥� last Thursday, where a talk being given by Heathrow community and stakeholder engagement director Rob Gray ahead of a public consultation on the airport鈥檚 third runway was abruptly interrupted by a 21-gun salute at nearby Buckingham Palace. The booms were marking the Queen鈥檚 accession day in 1952 but to some it felt like a timely Royal seal of approval for the project. So loud were the sounds coming across Green Park that Gray was struggling to be heard, which, when the new runway does go ahead, could be similar to what residents living under the flight path may experience.

Baker鈥檚 dozen

Keeping an eye on all things Heathrow, my hack spied a Twitter thread between a concerned traveller and the airport. A passenger wanted to know if it was ok to bring a dozen boxes of creme eggs onto the plane he was travelling on. He explained he was baking a special cake when he got back to the US and wanted to make sure the eggs wouldn鈥檛 be damaged in the hold. Stuffing them into a cramped overhead locker would be so much better. Anyway, security gave him the thumbs-up. If only getting the third runway sorted was so easy.

Where the sun don鈥檛 shine

Dominic Raab鈥檚 first overseas trip since the UK left the EU was to Australia. In February. I wonder why? I do hope he took his suncream. Among the firms he saw on his visit to Sydney was Lendlease who are not exactly unknowns in this country given they鈥檝e been here years. Still, those who think the foreign secretary might have been using the trip to catch a bit of winter sun can be comforted in the knowledge that the weather Down Under has been distinctly British summertime recently. It鈥檚 been lashing it down over there for a while now 鈥� in fact Sydney just endured the heaviest rainfall in 30 years.

Anything to make dough

More desperate codswallop from a PR firm looking to eke out some column inches. Not content with promoting Fun At Work Day recently, the unnamed outfit last week reminded businesses that 9 February 鈥� a Sunday, for goodness sake 鈥� was 鈥淧izza Day鈥�. The press release 鈥� if the content-thin document on my desk could be called that 鈥� suggests ways to celebrate the great day, concluding that 鈥渋f nothing in your business is pizza-related, you can turn to fashion and dress up as a pizza!鈥�. Anyone wandering around 黑洞社区 Towers adorned with slices of pepperoni and pineapple chunks would have been eaten alive 鈥�

Could have turned ugly

Fair to say Redrow executive chairman John Tutte isn鈥檛 a fan of the government-commissioned 黑洞社区 Better, 黑洞社区 Beautiful report. Asked for his views on the 190-page document, he winced: 鈥淗ow long have you got?鈥� Perhaps a copy will be offered as a door stop at one of his firm鈥檚 homes.

They鈥檝e got it licked

Because so many construction firms have long histories, so does their livery. Take the red and yellow of Lindum. Its first vehicle was a former Post Office van and the Lincoln firm, set up in the 1950s, has stuck with the colours ever since. Its 400 employee shareholders might be tempted to say it鈥檚 been delivering the goods for a while now: profit is up for a 12th straight year.