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Stars in their eyes

The industry glittered at its very own night of a thousand stars last Thursday as it celebrated the 黑洞社区 Awards at London鈥檚 Grosvenor House hotel. Some stars shone even more brightly than others, though. One of the most dazzling supernovas was David Bucknall, chairman of RLB, who appeared in an astonishingly shiny dinner jacket made from crushed velvet, which glowed purple in the lights as he stepped on stage to present an award. Meanwhile, presenter for the night Dara O Briain couldn鈥檛 quite keep a straight face when it came to the Manufacturer of the Year award. 鈥淲hat鈥檚 behind that wall of boxes? That鈥檚 the question,鈥� he asked when one nominee submitted a picture of an enormous stack of products to represent their entry.

Footballers鈥� lives

Mingling at the drinks reception before the awards was football legend Gary Mabbutt. The former Spurs captain was in no mood to chat construction because, by his own admission he 鈥渄idn鈥檛 have the foggiest鈥�. Mabbutt instead gossiped about the tabloid techniques used to elicit information from his teammates. The News of the World apparently used to send two buxom beauties to Spurs team parties. If they could have tapped into Mabbutt鈥檚 then non-existent mobile phone they wouldn鈥檛 have even had to leave the office.

A hot tip

After the awards, diners flocked to the charity casino to try to gamble their way to a champagne hamper. Yet others had their mind on a flutter even before the starters had arrived. Chairman of Doyle, Stef Stefanou, was tipping Grand National runner Or Noir De Somoza, with odds of 50/1. Coming from the stable of David Pipe, it seemed like a good bet. Sadly, it fell at fence six come the big race at the weekend. Not so much Black Gold (鈥淥r Noir鈥�) as No Gold.

Questionable update

Housebuilder Telford Homes was keen to impress the market last Friday with a trading update boasting of a
three-and-a-half year banking facility to buy land. The text of the announcement was reassuring. Trouble is, the pound sign somehow didn鈥檛 make it onto stock exchange website investegate.co.uk so its headline ended up reading: 鈥淭rading Update & new ?70m banking facility鈥�. Not exactly a symbol that will give the City confidence. A flexible loan perhaps?

Convention rules

Is it an outdated stereotype that Tories are posh southerners and Labour politicians are rather more earthy Scotsmen? Unfortunately, in construction it appears not. Mark Prisk, the Conservative construction minister, is a fellow of the RICS no less, grew up in Cornwall and went to the independent Truro School. Gordon Banks, his Labour shadow, worked at Costain before becoming chief buyer for Barratt, and went to the Lornshill Academy in Alloa, a comprehensive that a few years ago reportedly began sinking into disused coalmines. Labour vs Tory; North vs South; state vs private school - should we add to this contractor vs surveyor?