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Strong, stable or seductive?

I have to confess I slept through the immediate fall-out after last week鈥檚 general election. I was as surprised as anyone when I awoke to find Theresa 鈥淪trong & Stable鈩⑩�� May in a bit of a pickle. Industry reaction was predictably swift, with many fearing the worst from a hung parliament and possible delays over sorting out Brexit and whatnot. My award for least surprising comment goes to Julian Goddard, partner and head of residential at property consultant Daniel Watney, who said many of Jeremy Corbyn鈥檚 election campaign promises had been 鈥渦nrealistic at best or dangerous at worst鈥�. He believes rent controls don鈥檛 work while 鈥渂ig question marks hang over whether councils have the capacity, resources or know-how to return to housebuilding as major players鈥�. Goddard is concerned that voters had been 鈥渟educed鈥� by many election campaign promises made by Corbyn. Who would have thought private sector property agents would espouse such views?

Who you calling a donut?

Americans can turn almost any day of the year into a World 鈥渟omething鈥� Day. Take the first Friday in June, which somebody 鈥� presumably part of a powerful international baked goods lobby 鈥� has labelled World Donut Day. With its origins in the First World War, when US nurses doled out free donuts to troops in the trenches, this year鈥檚 celebrations include images taken from space of three buildings that are, yes, you鈥檝e guessed it, shaped like ringed donuts. Earth observation firm Deimos Imaging has thrown the spotlight on the Phoenix International Media Center, the new Apple Park campus in California, and our very own Diamond Light Source 鈥� the UK鈥檚 national synchrotron science facility. Tireless research leads me to believe neither icing nor sprinkles were used in the construction of these buildings, sadly.

For your convenience

I share the view that a clean and safe working environment is key to staff wellbeing, and so was distressed to learn that some 16.5% of people are unhappy at work due to the poor condition of the 鈥渇acilities鈥�. According to research conducted by the Association of Plumbing & Heating Contractors (APHC) 鈥� who else? 鈥� nearly half of those polled wanted the workplace toilets to be smartened up and maintained more regularly. Never mind any moral obligations, the APHC notes that employers can be hit with hefty fines for not keeping their loos up to scratch. Thought-provoking stuff, although I was surprised that more than half of those questioned couldn鈥檛 give a Tom Tit about the state of the 鈥渟mallest room in the office鈥�.

What鈥檚 in a name?

Housebuilders have finally latched onto the nation鈥檚 love affair with the countryside, or so new research would seem to indicate. Conveyancing outfit My Home Move informs me that developers are drawing on nature and 鈥渃ountry life鈥� for inspiration when it comes to naming their newly-built housing estates. I鈥檝e learned that 鈥淕reen鈥�, 鈥淧ark鈥� and 鈥淕ardens鈥� 鈥渟uggest open spaces, rolling hills and countryside鈥�, while 鈥淢anor鈥�, 鈥淕range鈥� and 鈥淐ourt鈥� play on our sense of heritage and history 鈥� all of which appeal to peoples鈥� aspirations to own a little bit of Britain. This is all dandy, but I live well and truly in 鈥渢he Smoke鈥� and besides, I get really bad hay fever 鈥�