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Where are they now?

Readers may remember a story in these pages in June about architect RMJM being pursued in the Scottish courts by its former PR firm, the Big Partnership. The Big Partnership had lodged a winding-up order in Edinburgh鈥檚 Court of Session, which 黑洞社区 understands was settled out of court. How times change. This week 黑洞社区 received a press release on behalf of KPMG stating that it is acting as receiver for RMJM鈥檚 three main UK businesses, which have ceased trading and will be replaced by the newly created RMJM European Division. The firm that sent the press release? The Big Partnership. A spokesman for the PR firm told 黑洞社区: 鈥淚t certainly is quite ironic.鈥�

Identity crisis

There has been great interest in the Balfour Beatty restructure, revealed in these pages last week. Some may wonder why it took Balfour so long to simplify its byzantine structure. It turns out Mike Peasland, boss of the firm鈥檚 UK construction arm, may be one of them. He recalls introducing himself to a client in a previous role at the firm 鈥渕any years ago鈥� as 鈥渢he regional director for Balfour Beatty Construction Northern, East of Scotland Region鈥�. To which the client replied: 鈥淎re you not just Balfour Beatty?鈥� 鈥淲ell, I suppose I am,鈥欌€� he says he sheepishly replied. 

Walk this way, please

Last week鈥檚 bash to celebrate the merger of architect Pringle Brandon with Perkins + Will at the Siemens Crystal, which the firm helped architect Wilkinson Eyre design, was well attended by interesting and engaging guests. Perhaps too engaging, as most of them initially ignored managing principal Chris Brandon鈥檚 suggestion to take a tour of an exhibition about the building, opting instead to chat in the foyer. Brandon clearly disapproved - five minutes later he appeared overlooking the throng from a balcony to gently berate the crowd for their lack of interest.

A memorable experience

David Stevenson, MD at consultant Edmond Shipway, was recently called upon to test the intimidatingly-named 鈥淭ropical Cyclone鈥� ride at Centre Parcs in Elveden Forest, Suffolk, which the firm had project and cost managed. Over 25,000 litres of water per minute propel thrill-seekers around the ride, down a 鈥渨ater tornado鈥� at 24 miles per hour and into a steep drop. Stevenson described the ride as 鈥渂loody scary鈥�.

The best days of their lives?

I鈥檇 like to retract some gossip from last week鈥檚 column, namely that Construction Rocks band Cyril Sonic (of Sweett Group) has not competed in the industry battle of the bands since 2009 because they fell out. I was sent a touching poem from a former member setting the record straight. Apparently it should be sung to the tune of Summer of 69:

We played on our six strings / Round the time of five to nine / Played till we were best newcomers / Was the summer of 2009

Tried to get the band back together / Last gigged for staff Yuletide / Andy quit Phil he got married / Nick said he didn鈥檛 have
the time

Our drummer intern had gone / Steve is still rocking on / Francesca she鈥檚 got engaged/ So don鈥檛 be too amazed that / Hansom just plain got it wrong