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Have some foresite

Last Tuesday, Sajid Javid visited the HS2 Curzon Street site with his boss Boris Johnson in Birmingham, just hours after the government had given the scheme the green light. Within 48 hours, the chancellor was out. Meanwhile, in Oxfordshire, science minister Chris Skidmore was visiting a research facility that Mace is building in Harwell. A couple of days later he, too, was history. The moral of the story, it would seem, is that if you鈥檙e a cabinet member, don鈥檛 go to a construction site in the week of a reshuffle. Worse things can happen than the odd wrench dropped on a toe.

The best of a bad job

Persimmon has had a bit of rough old time of it lately. After all, there have been bad headlines around quality issues, and the report into its practices didn鈥檛 exactly pull any punches, after being commissioned by housebuilder itself. And sales have been falling. So has all this dented enthusiasm for the company鈥檚 shares? Not a bit of it. Last week, Persimmon became the first listed housebuilder to break through the 拢10bn market capitalisation barrier. Just imagine what that figure would be if Persimmon was doing things right.

The good life

Being shown round a new build-to-rent scheme developed by Vertus, Canary Wharf Group鈥檚 rental arm, in Wood Wharf, one of my hacks marvelled at the high-spec flats, stunning views and snazzy communal areas of gym, lounge and dining spaces, plus a garden terrace overlooking the water. But what could really clinch it for prospective tenants was the wine-dispensing machine. Put me down for a 拢4,000-a-month, three-bed apartment.

Cafe rouge

Another of my team travelled down to Sutton in south-west London to see the Maggie鈥檚 cancer care centre designed by Ab Rogers in the grounds of the Royal Marsden hospital. The beautiful buildings, all centred around a kitchen table, provide a homely, non-clinical space for people dealing with cancer. Rogers took the spirit of hospitality to heart by cooking lunch for the assembled journalists. My hack was slightly dubious because the meal, like the building and Rogers鈥� clothes, was billed as 鈥渞ed-themed鈥�. But it only took a couple of mouthfuls to establish that Rogers鈥� culinary skills are, ahem, red-hot.

Heathrow humming and hawing

What the right hand giveth the industry, the left hand taketh away. Minutes after granting HS2 the go-ahead, the prime minister appeared decidedly lukewarm about the fate of Heathrow鈥檚 third runway. Not a surprise, given that he once pledged to lie down in front of the bulldozers. The machines seemed to be on his mind when, prompted by Twickenham MP Munira Wilson, who called the project 鈥渁n act of environmental vandalism鈥�, the prime minister replied: 鈥淚 see no bulldozers at present, and no immediate prospect of them arriving.鈥� Construction鈥檚 five minutes of enjoying the warm, fuzzy vision of abundant and certain work was up.

Swing when you鈥檙e not winning

He might have suffered a crushing election defeat but Jeremy Corbyn is going down swinging before he returns to the backbenches. Ridiculing the idea of Johnson鈥檚 plan for a bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland, he recalled some of the mishaps Johnson was behind when London鈥檚 mayor. 鈥淲hy not make it a cable car,鈥� Corbyn quipped. 鈥淥r better still, a giant zipwire?鈥�