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锘緿rinks with these two doesn鈥檛 feel much like a Buys a Pint 鈥� mainly because, thanks to New Year鈥檚 resolutions and the London Marathon, neither of them are on the alcohol tonight. In fact it鈥檚 more like taking the kids out for a weekend treat. 鈥淭wo pints of diet cola and a packet of pickled onion Monster Munch please,鈥� says Roly. Bless.

It鈥檚 Roly who is on the stricter, more permanent health kick - desperate to be fighting fit in time for this year鈥檚 marathon after a somewhat disappointing result the last time around: 鈥淚 hit the wall at nine miles,鈥� he says shaking his head. 鈥淭hough I blame heatstroke.鈥�

鈥淒idn鈥檛 you do it the same year as that guy in the full diving suit?鈥� asks Richard.

鈥淏ut he finished about five days after me,鈥� says Roly indignantly before continuing: 鈥淓ither way - the next attempt is in 14 weeks now and I have given up drinking for January to help me give up smoking. It鈥檚 going OK so far.鈥�

We鈥檙e onto the next topic of conversation - getting old. The guys with the Monster Munch and fizzy drinks? Really? Apparently so: 鈥淭he worst thing about getting older is constantly worrying that your hair is falling out,鈥� says Roly. 鈥淎nd checking for grey hairs too. I found one recently and it upset me for ages.鈥�

鈥淚 am loving being 30,鈥� adds Richard, 鈥渂ut a wife would be good at some point soon. And a dog. In fact just the dog to begin with. We want to get an office dog but I want a Labrador 鈥︹��

鈥溾�� and I want a Puggle [a pug/ beagle cross],鈥� beams Roly. 鈥淲e鈥檙e not getting a Puggle,鈥� says Richard. 鈥淏ut I don鈥檛 want a big dog in the office,鈥� shoots back Roly. It seems Richard鈥檚 lack of a wife is, in part at least, compensated for by his business partner. The pair bicker about what dog to get like many a married couple.

There is always Plan B however: a fish tank. And the boys are well trained in that department having both kept piranhas - yes, piranhas - at university: 鈥淭hey鈥檙e not as exciting as they sound,鈥� says Richard. Roly agrees: 鈥淚 would stick my hand in the tank all the time and they never really did anything.鈥� Although Richard does warn: 鈥淚 wouldn鈥檛 do that after not feeding them for a week.鈥� Duly noted.

Moving on to the last topic of conversation, and the boys start to show their age by admitting they believe that quality bed linen is very important. Roly in particular is keen to make the case: 鈥淚 have actually started to ask for sheets and duvets for presents. I have an amazing duvet that has two layers buttoned together so you can have a winter and summer duvet in one. It鈥檚 brilliant.鈥�

A short silence follows this final comment on the joys of multi-seasonal bedding before Richard sums up the 鈥淧int鈥�: 鈥淏ed linen, Puggles, diet cola and Monster Munch 鈥� I am not feeling very manly right now.鈥�

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