黑洞社区

The Special One

News from the City, and the contrasting fortunes of two of contracting鈥檚 big beasts - Galliford Try and Balfour Beatty. In conversation with analysts last week, outgoing Galliford Try chief executive Greg Fitzgerald apparently bemoaned the difficulties of hiring in the housebuilding sector, compared with contracting. I鈥檓 told he complained the problem was that there 鈥渉adn鈥檛 been a Balfour Beatty鈥� in housing - that is, a firm on a run of bad news prompting talented staff to move to rivals. Meanwhile, at said Balfour Beatty, the new broom Leo Quinn went on a charm offensive with selected analysts the week before. Kevin Cammack of Cenkos subsequently noted: 鈥淭he man certainly lacks for nothing in the self-confidence stakes and forthwith I will refer to Leo Quinn as the Mourinho of the construction sector.鈥� I think that one could stick.

Smaller than you鈥檇 think

My American relative, Uncle Sam Hansom, wrote me a worried letter last week. It seems that one of his country鈥檚 most revered icons, the Washington Monument, has shrunk - albeit not by much. Surveyors measuring the obelisk discovered that its height - 554ft, 7 and 11/32 inches, that鈥檚 about 169m to you and me - is nearly 10 inches lower than when it was built in 1885. Apparently the elements are responsible for the 鈥渟hrinkage鈥�. No rude jokes at the back there!

Spanking new basement

More concrete excitement to report. Last week, Evans Concrete Products got me hot under the hi-vis with its news that Fifty Shades of Grey has a subliminal message about concrete. This week, I was looking out of 黑洞社区鈥檚 splendid new offices at 240 Blackfriars, when I realised that a giant concrete pour was taking place next door at One Blackfriars - a record, no less, according to Laing O鈥橰ourke, which poured 3,200m3 of the grey stuff over 24 hours. From our vantage point I can certainly see there will be lots of basement space for any millionaire Christian Grey-types moving in over the road.

Not so close encounters

鈥淐lose to one of the world鈥檚 leading financial districts 鈥� one of the most cosmopolitan areas of London 鈥� cultural attractions right on your doorstep 鈥︹�� Flowers Way sounds like just the sort of street I should be living on. However, closer scrutiny of this property ad from estates agents
Re/max reveals the street is not actually in London - it鈥檚 in Luton, a not insignificant 30 miles from the capital. The agents, who have since apologised for a 鈥渢ypographical error鈥�, say they market properties off-plan to Chinese and Malaysian investors. Any buyers who have completed might want to check the address on Google Maps.

Hoist by his own petard

George Ferguson, former president of the Royal Institution of British Architects and now independent Bristol mayor, was the architect of his own embarrassment last week, after it emerged he was caught by a mobile speed camera doing 35mph in a 30mph zone in the city recently. Critics took much glee in pointing out that Ferguson has spent 拢2.3m of taxpayers鈥� money imposing a 20mph speed limit across his city - only to be prosecuted for speeding himself. Ferguson, presumably as red-faced as his famous red trousers, said he would pay the 拢100 fine immediately. At the time of Bristol鈥檚 speed limit rollout, Ferguson said: 鈥淲e realise that the change in speed limit will take a little getting used to 鈥︹�� Indeed.