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Spit it out

The sustainability world is not short of a few acronyms. But this reached farcical levels last week at the launch of Part L of the 黑洞社区 Regulations. Explaining the need for a building鈥檚 Target Fabric Energy Efficiency (TFEE) to be below its Designed Fabric Energy Efficiency (DFEE) when calculated using SAP 2012 under Part L 2013, Tom Lelyveld of Aecom found himself in an acronymic house of mirrors as he uttered the words: 鈥淵our tufee should be below your dufee.鈥� To his credit Lelyveld acknowledged the absurdity of the situation in a way that suggested he was upset the government鈥檚 regulatory one in two out rule didn鈥檛 apply to acronyms.

Out of touch

Marks & Spencer is right to be proud of its new Cheshire Oaks eco-store after a study found it was performing above all expectations. But its low-energy credentials do come at a price. Store manager Hilary Wilkinson said: 鈥淲e struggle to get reception on our mobile phones because of the effectiveness of the insulation.鈥� While the store itself may be a temple for the latest building technologies, clearly stepping inside means going back to the pre-mobile age. Hmm, come to think of it, that could be a selling point.

Another crack at bottoms

When the government launched its industrial strategy for construction earlier this year, improving the industry鈥檚 image was a key part of the Construction 2025 vision. All the more odd then that the Department of Health released a press release last week riffing on that old clich茅 of the builders鈥� 鈥渂um crack鈥� to promote a health push across the industry: 鈥淏ritain鈥檚 beefy builders say bye bye to baring bottoms,鈥� ran the press release, going on to say: 鈥淭he image of the bottom-baring, overweight builder is being replaced by workers who are hands-on, well-oiled machines.鈥� Perhaps it鈥檚 time for those in government to promote the professionalism of the industry, rather than recirculate tired old clich茅s?

Guys and dolls

Bids are coming in thick and fast for 20 dolls houses designed by big name architects that are being auctioned next month by Cathedral Group for disabled children鈥檚 charity KIDS. The price for designs by Duggan Morris, HLM Architects and Coffey Architects are all well over 拢1,000. But by far the most desirable, it would seem, is the design by Zaha Hadid, the price of which is 拢9,000 and rising. It does make me a feel a little sorry for Studio Egret West, Glenn Howells and DRMM, who at the time of writing had only attracted bids of 拢250.

Good rockin鈥� tonight

Construction鈥檚 finest bands - and industry-based puns - were given their annual moment in the spotlight last week at charity industry battle of the bands Construction Rocks, raising money for LandAid. Top prize on the night went to Levitt Bernstein collective Passiv Attack, beating off competition from such forces as Tender Package (Assael Architecture) and Work Shy Pandas (WSP, complete with novelty panda ears). For a full account of the slightly bizarre proceedings, which also featured 黑洞社区鈥檚 editor Sarah Richardson as part of an X-Factor-style judging panel, see 黑洞社区 later this month 鈥�