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Age concern

In the same week Mark Farmer鈥檚 industry report predicts that 700,000 new recruits will be needed in the next five years to replace those who are retiring comes another piece of news that industry bigwigs might prefer to avoid. 鈥淏ritain鈥檚 Most Ageing Jobs: Construction Workers Are Likely To Age Before Their Time鈥� is the headline they really don鈥檛 want to see on a press release. Research by cosmetics firm Remescar - one of its products is, yep, an anti-ageing cream - says that construction ages its employees prematurely, by a whole nine years in fact. This is second only to table-topper healthcare, whose workers look 11 years older than they actually are. Good luck with that industry recruitment campaign, then, everyone.

Home from home

Great Portland Estates鈥� James Pellatt had an awkward moment last week after a visit to 黑洞社区鈥檚 office at 240 Blackfriars Road. The developer鈥檚 head of projects had been helping us out with a video interview but when he tried to leave he found that his visitor pass wouldn鈥檛 let him out of the building. Eventually, and to the relief of all, he made it out. Though the delay was no great incovenience, the technology fail was slightly uncomfortable - the owner of 240 Blackfriars Road is none other than Great Portland Estates.

Getting a pasting

You can get a world record in anything these days it seems. Hanging wallpaper is a new one on me but if you鈥檙e not blessed with the athletic talents of Usain Bolt perhaps it鈥檚 one to have a go at and then try and impress your friends with. Imagine, then, being Dulux decorators Simon Medlin and John Green who 鈥渟mashed鈥� the record for hanging three sheets of wallpaper, romping home in a time of one minute and 14.93 seconds 鈥� a whole second and a half ahead of the previous record holders. Their joy was shortlived, though, when the judges ruled it invalid because of a couple of air bubbles. Happens to us all.

From a few bricks鈥�

As part of a fundraising initiative for youth homeless charity LandAid, Mace chief executive Mark Reynolds promised to reveal what he had wanted to be when he was growing up. He invited friends and colleagues to guess and suggestions that came in included Batman, a racing driver, Flipper the dolphin, Watford manager - 鈥淚鈥檇 have been sacked too many times鈥� - and, rather oddly, Scottish. None of these, it turns out, was the genuine career ambition of the Mace supremo. No, what Reynolds really wanted to be was a Lego builder - of course. Still, all that top-level guesswork has been for a good cause - Reynolds managed to raise nearly 拢3,000 for LandAid.

Bonus heaven

I see that profit at architect Benoy fell last year. Why do I mention this? Well, despite a rather steep drop - more than 40% 鈥� the firm still shelled out on a profit share. The 拢1.9m it handed back was 27% of the firm鈥檚 profit, the same proportion as 2014, when it handed staff a 拢3m bonus. They shared a 拢4m bonus the year before as well. I don鈥檛 know about you but that鈥檚 the sort of company I wouldn鈥檛 mind working for.