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The freewheeling Richard Rogers

So the Tour de Farce finally wound its controversial way to a close in Paris last Sunday. It all seems such a long time ago that Ken Livingstone proclaimed Le Tour as a 鈥渟uperb opportunity鈥� to promote London as a 鈥渃ycling city鈥�. A pity, then, that Lord Rogers isn鈥檛 quite on message. One of my spies spotted the architect last week outside the Palestra building in south London struggling with a folding bike. A taxi pulled up and, after several minutes, the driver hopped out to help the esteemed designer load it into the back. The cab then sped off. Obviously Rogers was keen to catch up with the peloton.

A very temporary structure

HOK welcomed guests to its annual do at the Architectural Association鈥檚 summer pavilion last week. A good time was had by all, but I hear that officialdom had mixed feelings about the venue. Camden council was supportive, but a zealous, if slightly shortsighted, traffic warden stopped to ask builders if they had a permit for the giant construction. As 黑洞社区 went to press it had yet to be towed away.

Sex 鈥檔鈥� drugs 鈥檔鈥� occupational health

Constructing Better Health (CBH) is clearly going to extreme lengths to get the word out to the masses. A colleague attending the Spanish rock festival Benic脿ssim spotted a group of trendy young things sporting tight-fit www.fitbuilder.com T-shirts. As the group was neither fit nor made up of builders, one wonders whether the garments were being worn ironically, or if CBH has started a fashion trend? Similar sightings to the usual address please 鈥�

Credit: Scott Garrett

"Where's thar three-legged race? ..arrr"

Pirates in the park

Don鈥檛 try to get hold of anyone at the RIBA next Thursday as they鈥檒l all be in Regent鈥檚 Park for their annual sports day. This year, the theme is Pirates of the Caribbean, so if you fancy a giggle 鈥� or just a swig of rum 鈥� head down to the park and look out for 鈥淐ap鈥檔 Jack鈥� Pringle wearing a wooden leg, an eye patch and a tricorn hat. Oo-arr me hearties!

The permanent secretary in red

More name-related frivolity from the Department of Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform. Senior department figures have reportedly sent an edict requiring civil servants to refer to it as 鈥淏err鈥�. Why? Not only was the chorus 鈥淲e鈥檙e only here for 鈥榙a-berr鈥欌�� starting to become ubiquitous (see Hansom鈥檚 passim), but cheeky mandarins had also started calling the department 鈥淐hris鈥� for short.

Bear鈥檚 necessities

Davis Langdon鈥檚 bosses must have been somewhat dismayed at revelations in last week鈥檚 press about Edward 鈥淏ear鈥� Grylls, the survival guru who DL once sponsored to climb Everest. The 鈥渂orn survivor鈥� has been accused of faking scenes in his extreme survival TV show and bedding down in luxury hotels instead of sleeping rough. Then again, given that there has been talk of sending DL鈥檚 top brass for survival training from the man himself, perhaps they鈥檙e quite relieved.

A sensible response to the weather

Olympic chiefs worried that a repeat of this summer鈥檚 rainfall could ruin the 2012 Games should take a lesson from the Chinese authorities, who are preparing anti-aircraft guns and rocket launchers to open fire on troublesome weather systems during Beijing 2008. Apparently, firing silver iodide powder into the sky stops rain falling. Expect gun turrets to make an appearance on the forthcoming Olympic stadium designs.