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It鈥檚 the way he tells them

As City of London planning officer for over 29 years, Peter Rees developed a reputation as a larger-than-life, funny and often controversial public speaker. Well, word reaches me that Rees - who traded the Square Mile planning department for an academic post at The Bartlett last year - is putting these talents to good use as a stand-up comedian. Rees tells my hack he鈥檚 performed a handful of stand-up gigs, incorporating an eclectic mix of gags on academic life, climate change and Scotland - including 鈥渁 virtual field-trip under a Scotsman鈥檚 kilt, where the audience were encouraged to look upwards to see an example of 鈥榞lobal warming鈥�.鈥� He adds: 鈥淚鈥檓 available for hire.鈥�

Happy birthday to you

Mace knows how to throw a birthday bash - the great and good of the industry were invited to Old Bishopsgate on the Thames, in the shadow of the firm鈥檚 most famous job, the Shard, to celebrate its 25th anniversary. There was free-flowing champagne, an enticing array of world cuisines and a Guinness World Record-breaking acrobatic act: 25 dancers, one for every year of Mace鈥檚 existence, performed a synchronised routine while suspended by sashes from the ceiling to earn the world record for 鈥渕ost people performing aerial silks鈥�. They鈥檝e got a lot to live up for their 30th.

Hasta la vista, brickies

Bricklayers could be terminated by a futuristic robot - boffins in Australia have invented one that can build the brick shell of a house in just two hours. 鈥淗adrian鈥� the robot has been developed by Australian engineer Mark Pivac and can lay 1,000 bricks an hour, meaning it could erect up to 150 houses per year. Hadrian works by creating a 3D computer-aided design laying program of the house or structure, then calculates where every brick needs to go before cutting and laying the bricks using a 28-foot arm. Pivac is now looking to commercialise the robot in Western Australia before rolling it out nationally and globally. No word on how Hadrian takes his tea.

鈥極ne is grouting one鈥檚 bathroom鈥�

The Queen can save 30% on her household DIY bills by doing it herself, according to a company which is offering Her Majesty (and anyone else for that matter) night time DIY classes. It has been reported that the royal family will need to move out of Buckingham Palace for a few months while 拢150m of maintenance work on all the plumbing, wiring, and redecorating is done. Property maintenance firm Aspect is offering to help the Queen save millions by teaching her some DIY. Aspect said: 鈥淚f the Queen wanted to save a bit of cash, her staff know where to contact us.鈥�

黑洞社区 for a good cause

A host of big name construction firms including Kier and ISG have joined forces to upgrade an entire Manchester neighbourhood, including renovating eight dilapidated homes to create four adapted homes for war veterans and their families. The mammoth project was co-ordinated with charity Walking With The Wounded and filmed by the BBC鈥檚 DIY SOS show. As well as delivering the four adapted homes, the volunteers also provided a 鈥渇acelift鈥� to 62 properties on Canada Street and the adjacent New Street, to provide a better quality of life for both veterans and other residents. A fantastic initiative - do look out for the programme, which will air on BBC1 this autumn.