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The secret life of barristers

The legal teams on the Cleveland Bridge vs Multiplex case clearly have higher things to consider than the dispute at hand. During breaks in the trial, barristers could be heard discussing go-karting and the film The Devil Wears Prada, and exchanging ribald anecdotes. One of these concluded with: 鈥淎nd then it fell into the toilet!鈥� Cue much laughter, followed by a junior barrister鈥檚 pertinent question: 鈥淏ut surely that鈥檚 not the same wig you鈥檙e wearing now?鈥�

Ann Widdecombe made a gaffe at the launch of Stannah Stairlifts鈥� advertising campaign in the Commons last week. It seems the politician formerly known as Doris Karloff has bought a stairlift for the benefit of her elderly mother. Widdy was full of praise for the ambulatory aid, but cheerfully admitted to the crowd of journalists and PRs that hers wasn鈥檛 a Stannah. All eyes turned to managing director Jon Stannah. 鈥淚 thought we agreed you weren鈥檛 going to mention that 鈥︹�� he said, reddening considerably.

I think there鈥檚 something wrong with Brad Minerva knows who to have on the guest list if you鈥檙e throwing a big party. The developer鈥檚 new year鈥檚 bash was attended by a host of A-listers including Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Kylie Minogue, Julia Roberts and Mel Gibson to name but a lot. Although the celebs didn鈥檛 have much to say (OK, they were waxworks at Madame Tussauds) the humans present had a ball with them. The guys from City of London spent much of the night hovering around a pole-dancing Britney Spears, and Jennifer Lopez and Penelope Cruz proved almost as popular in plastic as in real life.

The truth about Make

Now into its fourth year, Make has established itself as one of Britain鈥檚 hottest architects. Last week, it held its third birthday party at the Edwardian pile of Middlesex Hospital in central London, which it plans to redevelop on behalf of Candy & Candy. So why is such a high-flying practice still a sub-tenant of Arup on a side street off Tottenham Court Road? The answer, I gather, is that Make has come to rely on Arup to troubleshoot its computer gear. Without this perk in the lease, Make would be unable to churn out all those dazzling visions that prove so irresistible to developers and planners.

Who鈥檚 in charge?

So, how important is PFI to Labour now? I only ask because after the Treasury was forced to extend Richard Abadie鈥檚 contract as head of the private finance unit until the end of March (no suitable replacements could be found at the end of last year), it turns out that he鈥檚 only there two days a

week. The rest of the time he鈥檚 at PriceWaterhouse Coopers. I understand that a mandarin, John Russell, is boss the other three days, but will not be asked to take on the role full-time.

Very special guests

Journalists invited by Sch眉co to the giant Bau building exhibition in Munich last week were amazed to find themselves sharing an aeroplane with 200 architects and contractors, all invited to the same curtain walling product launch. And the day before, another 40 British fabricators were flown to the same event. Could this be Sch眉co鈥檚 attempt to muscle in on the demise of competitor Schmidlin last summer? No, I鈥檓 told, the trip had been planned well before that. Whatever the reason, though, British architects and on the trip can regard themselves as privileged, as none of their colleagues in other European countries got a mass invitation.